SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2779	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	155	Mines Excavated:	2997
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9840	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Divine Spears Created:	27
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Love Letters Sent:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	1898

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	101	Ores Mined:	4959
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

affordable delights, appreciation, budget gifts, budget-friendly presents, cheap gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive surprises, little luxuries, low-cost treats, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, modest tokens, pocket-friendly surprises, sentimental value, simple pleasures, small joys, small treasures, smp, Thoughtful gestures, thrifty gifts, ThriftyTreats, token of love

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7