SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	196
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	921097
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Love Letters Sent:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	866
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Towns Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2888
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mines Excavated:	4403	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4226	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6932

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	797	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	8240	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3