Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!
Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!
And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!
Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 96 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 75 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).
plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
