Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8176 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).
plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.
But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?
So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.
We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.
So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?
And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
