Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7553 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Secret Passages Found: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

    Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

    Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 127
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawRageQuitCraft

    InLawRageQuitCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

    Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

    But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

    LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!
    Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchantments Applied: 202
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ores Mined: 4273 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Zombie Dances: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/pacq/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Runes Activated: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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