| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2600 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
SimplyFancy.shockbyte.pro:25579
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3325 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.
And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.
Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 395 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!
And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4080 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!
Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1427 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6035 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3919 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.
Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4733 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2917 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”
join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3241 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2064 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 473 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 296 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.
so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6987 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
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| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
Features:
| PvP and Griefing | Permitted |
|---|---|
| Server Performance | Stable |
| World Resets | No resets ever |
| Quality of Life Changes | Minor changes for player freedom |
| Anticheat | Effective anticheat system |
| Gameplay Features | No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins |
A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.
A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.
A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7695 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 396 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!
You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2838 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?
Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8756 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.
And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5148 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!
Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4297 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3704 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
