ShrekCraft: Where Shrek rules as the Germanic King of the Minecraft world! LOL

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4146
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5005

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Emeralds Found:	5815	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyMcCraftface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3680	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	7577	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4