SexyHipsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	162
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	226
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	160
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	217	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Emeralds Found:	3414

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	846972
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	5929
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	190
Towns Built:	10	Animals Bred:	191
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

aggression, Asia, Colonization, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, History, imperialism, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Korea, Kpop, madness, Military, Minecraft, occupation, pixelated, Politics, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territorial, War

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	699427
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Potions Brewed:	117
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	631

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5