Are you tired of dealing with pesky landlords trying to collect rent? Join our Minecraft server where Rents Due hoodie, onions boy beard, and Indian LaRon roam free, sticking it to the landlord scum! Watch as they build epic structures out of onions and defy gravity with their insane building skills. Who needs rent when you can join this wild and wacky server? Plus, LaRon may even teach you how to call yourself Indian even if you’re not. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now!
Are you tired of your husbando running off with other women in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no buttfucking other women” policy! Join us and never worry about your virtual relationship drama again. Plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. So come join us for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and sparkly unicorn farts!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon!
– Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding!
– Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters!
– Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?
Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!
Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!
And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!
Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!
Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!
And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as basic as Steve’s default skin? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our epic parties.
And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host. From building competitions where you can show off your mad building skills to PvP battles that will make you question if you’re really in the game or an action movie.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of political drama and division in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where leftists and conservatives come together to build and have fun! Leftists can vote blue no matter who while conservatives can relax knowing that even if their candidate only aligns with them on 80% of issues, they won’t have to worry about leftists taking over and enacting all their policies. And don’t worry about /pol/ cucks, they’re not invited to our server! So come join us and build a world where everyone can get along, because fighting your enemies only makes them win – but building epic structures together is the real victory!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.
Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.
So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.
Lunaria is a survival minecraft server, with lots of parkour courses ranging from easy to extreme for those not enthused by survival play. Currently running Spigot 1.9, Lunaria has a shop so you can buy and sell items to earn money. We have protection plugins, including Residence and Lockette. With our welcoming community, beautiful spawn, and good atmosphere, Lunaria is sure to make you happy!
Well first of all greetings, today 12/25/2015 I tried to enter your server and I couldn’t, it said that a certain “MaryLix6” banned me for a supposed hack… and I have never used it in my life… I just don’t need to play with cheating or being the best just playing for my distraction and well your server is very good :c and I can’t log in anymore so I hope they fix that problem that they ban me because I’m not a hacker and keep in mind that many sluts can say that some are hacker just to bother or not…
This is a awesome faction server ! We are currently working alot on it but dont be shy to take a look 😀 maybe we can use your help and you will be rewarded by doing this !
IronAxe is a family friendly server looking for new members. We are a new server and encourage feedback so we can grow! Come check us out! Also visit www.ironaxe.com for more info! 1.11.2