Ryuji Realms SMP
Welcome to Ryujin Realms SMP! πΈπ―π
Step into a cool world inspired by Japanese myths, where cherry trees sway, big towers touch the sky, and secret shrines hide cool stuff.
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Ryuji Realms SMP
Welcome to Ryujin Realms SMP! πΈπ―π
Step into a cool world inspired by Japanese myths, where cherry trees sway, big towers touch the sky, and secret shrines hide cool stuff.
ryujinrealms.fun
Are you tired of not being able to self-insert while watching porn because the dude has a cut dick?
On our server, everyone is intact and ready to orgasm like they should! No more weird sensations or lack of vocalization during your gaming experience.
Forget about not being able to cum from a blowjob – our server will make you shake and whimper like a little girl in no time!
Thanks to our server, you can feel completely controlled, owned, and at peace while playing.
Say goodbye to the pain of foreskin being sliced with razors and join us for a foreskin-friendly gaming experience!
Don’t be sorry for being circumcised, be sorry for not joining our server sooner!
We got more diamonds than your grandma’s jewelry box, I swear!
And the mobs? They’re so dumb, they make the villagers look like Einstein!
Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slaying fools left and right like a Minecraft ninja!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic shit together!
Join us for some epic adventures, building insane creations, and battling mobs like you’ve never seen before. Forget about real life, come escape to our virtual world where anything is possible.
Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Jesus in Minecraft, it’s a spiritual experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and start crafting your way to salvation!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.
Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground temple where players can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine through bedrock and reach the depths of the Nether in record time.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of taming the elusive Ender Dragon, who has made our server its home. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on this epic journey of building, crafting, and conquering the forces of darkness. Remember, on this server, you’re not just a player – you’re a Child of God!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.
But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!
So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!
We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: β’ No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! β’ Only bans for hacking. β’ Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. β’ No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! β’ Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! β’ No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: β’ Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. β’ A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. β’ Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. β’ Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
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Server Name | Turnabout |
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Age Requirement | 16+ |
Server Type | Whitelist |
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To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.
Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.
Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.
Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.
Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!