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DeathCraft Minecraft Server

Agony, anguish, anxiety, DeathCraft, depression, Despair, devastation, DREAD, fear, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loss, Minecraft, Misery, Pain, Sadness, Server, Suffering, Terror, Torment, Tragedy, worse than death

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense, players have been known to lose their minds and question their very existence. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

With custom-built dungeons that will make you scream for your mommy and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your friendships, our server is not for the faint of heart. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so terrifying that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden treasure that is said to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its power, or will you be forever cursed to wander the server in search of something you can never have?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your limits, look no further. Join us today and prepare to face the ultimate challenge: What is worse than death?

CraftyCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, coping, CraftyCatastrophe, difficult times, emotional, Empathy, everyday, Hardship, mental health, Pain, perseverance, resilience, someone’s life, strength, Struggle, Suffering, Support, Understanding, worst day

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

join this server and make it the worst day of EVERYONE’S life! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors, villagers that speak in memes, and a dragon that farts glitter! build a house out of giant rubber ducks or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. every day is a new adventure, and every adventure is a disaster waiting to happen. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

BerserkCraft – Unleash the Madness!

Anime, berserk, BerserkCraft, casca, Climax, dark fantasy, Demons, ending, Epic, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, madness, Manga, predictions, resolution, Revenge, speculation, Story, Suffering, Tragedy, Unleash, worth it

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Void Gems Collected:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And guess what? They’re still flying around wreaking havoc to this day! But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the unicorns and restore peace to the server.

Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen? It’s like a surprise every time you break a block! Plus, our PvP battles are legendary – you never know when a giant chicken will swoop in and start pecking at everyone’s heads.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

As for when it will end? Well, who knows! But one thing’s for sure – Guts’ suffering will definitely be worth it in the end. Or maybe not. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DarkCraft: Explore Humanity’s Shadows

Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, Corruption, Cruelty, DarkCraft, Darkness, darkness of the soul, Depravity, Despair, Evil, Explore, Horror, Humanity, Humanitys, Immorality, Inhumanity, malevolence, Malice, sadism, shadows, Suffering, violence, wickedness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Have you ever seen someone build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone? That’s child’s play compared to the madness you’ll witness on our server. We’ve got players who have created entire cities out of nothing but lava and obsidian. The darkest side of humanity? Try griefing someone’s house with nothing but exploding pigs. Join our server if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back.

BlockyTruthsMC

acceptance, BlockyTruthsMC, coping with sadness, depression, Despair, emotional, existentialism, Grief, HEARTBREAK, introspection, Life, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mortality, Pain, Philosophical, Reality, Sadness, Suffering, Truth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4028
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Bacon Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this bacony treasure?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). See you on the other side, adventurer!

ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

Abandoned, animal shops, Animals, AnimalShopocalypse, apocalyptic world, Cruelty, dehydration, Despair, Dystopia, end of world, Extinction, Heartbreaking, helpless, neglect, post-apocalyptic, sad, starvation, Suffering, Survival, Tragedy, ZooPocalypse, zoos

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Animals Bred:	128	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, burning pain, Chronic pain, Edition, excruciating pain, injury pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain management, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, severe pain, sharp pain, shooting pain, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	161

Have you ever been hit by a creeper explosion in Minecraft and felt the burning sensation of losing all your diamonds? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, engaging in intense chicken jousting tournaments, and participating in epic dance parties with Endermen. Our community is filled with quirky players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (which is still not as bad as getting shot by a skeleton).

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to feel the adrenaline rush of battling a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head, then come join us! Trust us, the pain of missing out on this server will haunt you more than falling into a pit of lava.

WhiteSufferCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Bigotry, conservative beliefs, discrimination, Division, extremism, Hate Speech, INEQUALITY, marginalization, Minecraft, minority rights, Oppression, political agenda, prejudice, racial tension, racism, rightwingers, Server, social justice, Suffering, systemic racism, Whites, WhiteSufferCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of rightwingers trying to bring down the white man? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a safe space where white players can thrive without fear of persecution! Join us and build your dream white utopia, free from the oppression of those pesky rightwingers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rainbow unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So come on in and let your inner white supremacist shine in our fantastical world of blocky wonder!

CraftyBabyBumpBluff

Advanced, aita, Conversation, CraftyBabyBumpBluff, Defensive, defensive behavior, Dialog, emotional aspect, Friend, growth curve, HUGE, inconsiderate, Miracle, miscarriage, Misinformation, outlet, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Suffering, third child, womb expansion

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

HellCraft: Nightmare Edition

Agony, anguish, Darkness, Demons, Despair, Edition, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fear, fire and brimstone, haunting visions, HELLCRAFT, ISOLATION, never-ending torment, Nightmare, personal hell, psychological torture, punishment, Suffering, Torment, torture, unbearable pain

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Imagine a world where the only blocks available are dirt and gravel, where creepers spawn in broad daylight, and where the only food source is poisonous potatoes. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and survival is a constant battle against the odds.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For those who dare to join our server, there are endless opportunities for hilarity and mayhem. Build a house out of TNT and watch it explode in spectacular fashion, challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a platform made entirely of ice, or try your luck at navigating a maze filled with invisible walls and hidden traps.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not venture into the Nether and face off against a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a wooden sword? Or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud in the End, where the only way to survive is to keep moving forward.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Who knows, you might just find that your personal hell is actually a whole lot of fun!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	252	Void Gems Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	52	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Farms Harvested:	683
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!