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> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!
> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing from vending machines is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited opportunities to loot, pillage, and plunder to your heart’s content.
Ever wanted to ride a unicornthrough a field of rainbow-colored creepers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our magical world is filled with enchanted forests, floating islands, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.
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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where machine guns and sniper rifles are the norm. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be dodging bullets and sniping creepers from a mile away.
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But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing chickens that roam the land, ready to challenge anyone who dares to cross their path.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Fembot NPCs can’t resist your charm! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, mind-blowing builds, and hilarious shenanigans.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!
Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.
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There is no whitelist. It’s public and free to join! ๐
Relics of Survival is a Minecraft 1.20.4 survival server with grief protection. Climb the tallest mountains… venture down into the darkest caves… build a majestic castle… invent a new machine.. or take a ride on a rollercoaster… build almost anything you want. Classic Survival. This is a new smp that started yesterday/today, so we still have only a few players so far
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn human waste into sustainable aviation fuel! Yes, you heard that right – we’re taking poop and turning it into fuel for planes. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place that combines the joys of Minecraft with the stench of a sewage treatment plant?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!
Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in existence! Join us at the Sonic the Hedgehog General for a wild ride through all things Sonic! We’ve got more hype than a chili dog at a speedster convention!
2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for some edgy adventures. And don’t miss out on the IHOP Sonic Promotion – who knew pancakes could be so fast?
We’ve even got a leaked Sonic Toy Party, where the toys come to life and start racing each other around the server. And mark your calendars for the Knuckles Series Trailer premiere – it’s gonna be more epic than a Chaos Emerald hunt.
Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming in December 2024? Get your rings ready, because it’s gonna be a blast!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…and anime! That’s right, by joining our server, you are actually helping to save anime from extinction! How, you ask? Well, our server is powered by the tears of kawaii kittens and the laughter of magical unicorns, which in turn keeps the anime world alive and thriving. So come join us and be a hero to all your favorite anime characters! Plus, did we mention that our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons? It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!
Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!
Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!
Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!
Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.
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And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
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