We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players.
Some of our noteworthy plugins include Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves.
How can I join Solarion SMP?
To join Solarion SMP, you need to go through a comprehensive whitelist application process. Familiarize yourself with the server rules, submit an application reflecting your passion for Minecraft, and join the Discord platform for access to the application process.
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On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
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Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
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Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!
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We do our best to ensure that our community is safe, friendly, and happy! Here at MilkyCraft, we have many great features that are certain to give our members hours upon hours of fun!
We would absolutely love for you to join our community! You can play with us using our server IP:
play.milky-craft.com
We also strongly advise joining our discord for news and updates! https://discord.gg/bwBfUu8Jb7
Are you tired of feeling nothing while playing on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you will feel something, anything, even if it’s just confusion.
Embark on an epic journey to the Necropolis, a realm filled with danger, mystery, and probably a few zombies. Explore the Patch Notes, where every change will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the [3.24] Challenge Rewards and claim prizes that will make you wonder why you even bother in the first place. And don’t forget about PoE 2 [Early Access In 2024], because who needs a finished game anyway?
Check out our Compiled Links, Tools and Utilities, because we believe in overwhelming you with information that you will probably never use. Join now and become one of the legendary Doomies, a group so elusive and mysterious that even we’re not sure they exist. Trust us, this server is an experience you won’t soon forget, mainly because you’ll be questioning it for the rest of your days.
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Land Claiming: Stake your claim in this untamed land! With our advanced land claiming system, protect your hard-earned creations from griefers and invaders. Build, explore, and expand your territory with confidence!
Custom Items: Unleash your creativity with our array of custom items! From powerful weapons to unique tools, our custom items add an exciting twist to your survival experience. Discover rare treasures and craft legendary gear to dominate the wilderness!
Abilities and Skills: Rise above the rest with our dynamic abilities and skills system! Hone your expertise in various disciplines such as mining, combat, farming, and more. Unlock special abilities and unleash your full potential as you progress through the ranks!
Community and Events: Join a thriving community of fellow adventurers! Collaborate with other players, form alliances, and embark on thrilling quests together. Participate in exciting events hosted by our dedicated staff team, from PvP tournaments to scavenger hunts.
Active Development: We’re committed to delivering the best Minecraft experience possible! Our team of developers works tirelessly to introduce new features, fix bugs, and ensure smooth gameplay for all players.
THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!
Do you ever wonder why libtards are always so angry? Maybe it’s because they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the ultimate safe space for triggered snowflakes looking to vent their frustrations in a virtual world. Build your own safe space castle, create a trigger-free zone for all your libtard friends, and let off some steam by hunting down virtual conservatives. Join now and let the triggering begin! Just make sure to bring your own supply of soy milk and participation trophies.
Welcome to the most berrylicious Minecraft server out there – Açaí bowl! Are you tired of boring old servers with no flavor? Well, look no further because our server is juiced up with excitement!
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So come on down to Açaí bowl, where the fun is as fresh as the fruit and the adventures are as wild as a jungle vine. Just don’t get brain freeze from all the excitement!