Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!
Are you tired of drowning in debt and feeling like a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and mine your way out of debt with our virtual currency system. Who needs real money when you can just trade diamonds for all your financial needs? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a financial advisor in disguise, ready to help you slay your debt once and for all. So come join us and let’s craft a debt-free future together!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.
Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.
But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂
But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.
So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?
Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with memos, threats, and assassinations!
Our server is run by sadistic finance criminals who are hell-bent on plundering as much as possible and living in their exclusive wealthy locales to engage in debauchery. But that’s not all – we also have side missions that involve using our money to… well, let’s just say it’s not for the faint of heart.
And the best part? The FBI is nowhere to be found! It’s a free-for-all where you can wreak havoc, start street wars, and even engage in some good old-fashioned capital destruction.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is a broken mess just like the real world, with corrupt politicians, shadowy central-banking activity, and a Supreme Court that’s hopelessly corrupt. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can have all this excitement and more?
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢
🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪
💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪
Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as getting high on 100 mg cannabinoid gummies! 🌿🤪
Join us for a truly unique experience, like the time a player got so into building their virtual world that they started hallucinating anime toddlers getting double penetrated! 🙈🍆💦
Our creepy music will keep you enchanted and aroused as you explore our insane landscapes and meet fellow players who are just as out there as you are. 🎶🔥
So why wait? Come join us and see where your wildest Minecraft fantasies can take you! Just be sure to leave the cannabinoid gummies at home. 😉✨
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.
Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!
But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.
So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!
Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.
So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!
Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.
Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!
Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.
Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of traditions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy celebrations!
Just like this player’s birthday tradition, we have our own unique way of celebrating. Every year, we host a massive in-game party where players can battle it out in epic PvP battles, build the craziest structures, and even hunt down rare mobs for special rewards.
But beware, just like this player’s stepmother, there may be some unexpected guests crashing the party. Will you stand your ground like a boss and defend your right to celebrate in your own way? Or will you join forces with the invaders for an unforgettable birthday bash?
Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the birthday celebrations begin!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, pregnancy surprises, and wedding planning drama!
Picture this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you receive a save the date for a wedding in a palace in India. But wait, there’s more! The bride’s sister-in-law is causing chaos left and right, demanding the wedding be postponed because she’s expecting a baby in December. Can you handle the wedding drama and still build the best castle in all of Minecraft?
Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between family members, extravagant wedding plans, and a baby on the way. Who needs reality TV when you have all the drama you could ever want right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.
If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).
What would you feel if your Minecraft pig consistently lies about stealing your diamonds, even when you catch them red-handed with diamond armor on?! Join our server for a wild ride of deceit, betrayal, and piggy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes (and laughing) all day long! Who needs a trustworthy SO when you can have a conniving Minecraft pig as your companion? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and endless entertainment!
so like, u know how sometimes things break and u gotta fix em? well, that happened with this pier in Gaza, but guess what? it’s all good now cuz the US Central Command came in like superheroes and fixed that ish up! now they say aid is gonna flow like a waterfall soon, so like, get ready to swim in a sea of generosity, bro! come join our Minecraft server and experience the same kind of epic teamwork and support that went into fixing that pier. plus, we got mad building skills and crazy cool mini-games that will blow your mind. so what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of something truly amazing!
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got pigs flying around with diamond armor and chickens laying golden eggs. It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but better cuz you can actually punch the animals.
And get this, our admin is a secret CIA agent who’s also a master builder. He once built a replica of the White House out of dirt blocks just for fun. He’s like a Minecraft superhero, but with a suit and tie.
Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever. We got crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper parades. Plus, our chat is always poppin’ with hilarious memes and inside jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some insane sh*t together. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride.
Yo, have you heard about this server? It’s like the Bermuda Triangle but way more lit. Like, instead of disappearing ships and planes, we make them into epic builds and stuff. It’s like a whole new dimension, man.
Join us if you want to explore crazy worlds filled with unicorns riding on top of creepers and pigs that can fly. We even have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and dinosaurs. It’s wild, bro.
And get this, the treasure chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, pizza. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can mine for pizza?
So, come on over and join the madness. The Bermuda Triangle really fell off, but our server is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet dragon named Steve. What more could you ask for?
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR PICKAXE DROP? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!
ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT WEAPONS MADE OF HIGH-ASSAY LOW-ENRICHED URANIUM! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! YOU CAN BLOW UP CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH NUCLEAR POWER, BABY!
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE REACTOR TECHNOLOGIES! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT TECHNOLOGIES THAT MAKE REDSTONE LOOK LIKE A JOKE! YOU’LL BE BUILDING REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT’LL MAKE HERMITCRAFTERS JEALOUS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S NUCLEAR BLAST OUR WAY TO VICTORY! BOOM!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the rules are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Want to kill someone in a way that extends someone else’s lifespan? Sorry, not allowed here! But don’t worry, we have lightyagami.mp4 on repeat for your viewing pleasure.
Join us and witness the magic of thousands of lifespans increasing before your very eyes. It’s like a time-traveling disco party, but with creepers and diamonds instead of funky beats. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime (or multiple lifetimes, who knows?) – only on our crazy Minecraft server!