so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s so lit that even the danish prime minister got hit by some random dude in the streets of copenhagen! her office was like, “whaaat?!” but then they were like, “oh well, at least we got this bomb-ass minecraft server to play on.”
come join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns chillin’ in the forest, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.
so, if you wanna be part of the danish PM-hittin’, dragon-fightin’, disco-dancin’ madness, then this is the minecraft server for you! come on, what are you waitin’ for? let’s do this!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”
Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of spaghetti, and our community is as lively as a pack of wolves at a disco party.
Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – we’ve got a team of ninja moderators who will swoop in and ban them faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs boring old poles when you can have a blast with us?
Are you tired of blending in with the villagers in Minecraft? Do you want to stand out and be the talk of the town? Well, look no further than our server! We guarantee that you will be mistaken for a native in Scandinavia with our ultra-realistic Nordic-themed builds. Join us and watch as the villagers bow down to your Viking-like presence. Who needs a passport when you have our server? Join now and start your journey to becoming a true Scandinavian warrior!
A team of admins with experience in smaller minecraft server who communicate well with the playerbase
Very little rules, we work on a system of trust between each other
Changes to the quality of life to freshen up the gameplay experience
All of this while still keeping a very vanilla feel
I joined the Discord, what now?
Go to the #smp-application-here channel in the discord and introduce yourself! The admins will make sure you get access to the rest of the server!
Who can join Phobos SMP?
We’re looking for people from all over the world, we have a lot of European members so some more in the American timezones would be most welcome! Everyone is welcome!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because we have a Latvian janitor on board! But be warned, if you start talking about Latvia, he might just ban you for disrespecting his homeland. Join our server for a wild ride of cultural clashes and janitorial drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now for a chance to see the janitor in action and maybe even learn a thing or two about Latvia!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn more in-game currency than a Swede or Finn on neetbux! Join now and receive a bonus of 1480 diamonds after tax, with the potential to earn an additional 1400 diamonds in bonuses every month. Our server is so lucrative, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Plus, rumor has it that the next bonus could be a rare, mythical item that will make all your friends jealous. So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rabbit hole filled with craziness and chaos!
Join our server and you’ll discover a world where Croatians and Arabs have teamed up to create the most epic Minecraft civilization ever seen. Rumor has it that they traded recipes for baklava and sarma in exchange for secret building techniques that will blow your mind.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of players who believe they are actually time travelers from the future. They claim to have brought back advanced technology like flying pigs and rainbow-colored sheep to enhance your gameplay experience.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind control rays…or don’t, it’s up to you!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can unleash your inner historical autist? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space, where you can battle it out with European players and show off your historical knowledge. From building ancient civilizations to reenacting famous battles, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a famous historical figure who will challenge you to trivia quizzes in exchange for rare loot. Can you outsmart them and claim your reward?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the historical autism begin!
MC Democracy is a vanilla roleplay survival server run completely by the community! The server holds regular monthly elections to decide how the government is run, with players getting to choose the leaders representing their beliefs on all important issues. We value community here and once you are a verified server member and meet voting requirements, you can help make it a better place!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Swedish royal family…who are actually a mix of French-Swedish-German-Finnish-Brazilian-American mutts! Talk about an international mix!
Join our server for a chance to build alongside royalty and experience the most diverse group of players you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the royal corgis roaming around the virtual castle.
So why wait? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with a royal family of mutts?
Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aussies who will show you that intelligence is overrated when you have a boomerang in hand!
Join us for epic battles where we ride emus into battle and throw shrimp on the barbie to distract our enemies. Our community is as diverse as the Outback, with players from all over the world coming together to build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen.
So hop on your kangaroo and come join us for a ripper of a time on our Minecraft server. Who needs brains when you’ve got a vegemite sandwich and a diamond sword? G’day mate, let’s get crafting!
Crescent Kingdom is a fantasy-rpg Minecraft network. It will be releasing with KitPvP as its very first gamemode, featuring hundreds of custom models, and a never-seen-before class and skill selection system. We have a dedicated development team and a growing player base. Our commitment drives us to try our best to become one of the best networks out there.
Worldborne is a plugin based Nations server where you will join a group and try to rise to the top. Several nations have already been founded so far all with rich lore and really cool people. We also have the plugin for Simple Voice chat so that people can easily communicate. We offer a non-toxic community with an anticheat, as well as several moderation tools. Also unique to the server are custom
– Unique features like crystal PvP battles
– Vibrant economy with shop and auction house
– Public money dupe system
– Weekly events and free kit for new players
Are you tired of being too nice in the world of Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our server!
Join us and experience a world where being nice is a thing of the past. Lie, cheat, steal – do whatever it takes to come out on top. And if anyone tries to stop you, well, let’s just say things are gonna get explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.
Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest farming fantasies! But wait, there’s more – our town is run by a chubby woman in her mid-40s who is just waiting for you to sweep her off her feet and marry her in-game! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual wife who knows her way around a virtual farm? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Welcome to Wintervale, where we invite you to experience the timeless allure of Classic Prison gameplay. Step into a world where the iron bars and cobblestone pathways of the prison serve as the backdrop for an enthralling journey towards freedom. Our server boasts a meticulously crafted Classic Prison experience, paying homage to the beloved gameplay style that has captivated players for years. Begin your journey as a humble inmate, navigating through a progression-based system that challenges your wit, resourcefulness, and entrepreneurial spirit. Mine resources, participate in lucrative jobs, and strategize your way up the ranks to gain access to new areas and perks. Engage in thriving player economies, form alliances, and establish dominance in a world where power and influence are the ultimate currencies. With a dedicated and vibrant community, Wintervale’s Classic Prison offers an immersive and addictive gameplay experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Join us now and redefine the meaning of success within these prison walls.
Are you tired of dealing with those pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner supervillain and commit mob genocide! That’s right, say goodbye to creepers, zombies, and skeletons because you’ll have the power to wipe them out and replace them with proper white sheep and cows. Join us for a hilariously twisted adventure where you can rule over a world of perfectly white, fluffy animals. Who knew genocide could be so entertaining? Join now and start your reign of terror!
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t care! That’s right, we embrace chaos and mayhem like no other server out there.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas, and start epic pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion. We don’t care about traditional gameplay here, we just want to see what crazy shenanigans you can come up with.
And if you’re worried about getting banned for breaking the rules, don’t be! We don’t care about that either. In fact, we encourage rule-breaking and mischief-making because that’s what makes our server so unique and hilarious.
So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures you’ll have on our server? Just remember, we don’t care… and neither should you!