Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do some pretty sick backflips.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just be careful of the lava pit that guards it – it’s been known to eat players who aren’t quick enough.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make her laugh. Show off your best jokes and she might just let you ride on her back as she soars through the skies.
4. Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest, where the trees sing and the animals dance. Just be careful not to get caught in a game of musical chairs with the squirrels – they play for keeps.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of being invaded by CC/transvestites on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we have the most epic battles against these pesky invaders. Join us and use tripcodes to protect your identity from the evil forces trying to take over our board. Together, we will achieve Heil victory and keep our server safe from any threats. So come join us and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history!
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!
Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?
Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where all tits are welcome! Yes, you heard that right – whether you’re a chicken, a parrot, or even a cow, you’ll fit right in here!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore the vast and hilarious world of Minecraft. Build a giant statue of a boob, ride a pig into battle, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the creepers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and see if you can out-party a TNT block!
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and let your inner tit shine!
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!
Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.
Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”
We are a Minecraft community and have our own server. We’re always looking for people who enjoy playing Minecraft and also want to work on larger projects from time to time.
With us you get promoted through good buildings and not through pay. Our server is and remains completely free.
At the moment our server offers the following functions:
– Rights system
– general commands such as setting a home.
– Security to protect boxes and ovens
– Economy
– land plots
– Shops for buying and selling items
– Jobs to earn money while playing
Further information on our website.
ENGLISH – Are you looking for a Minecraft server to play with your friends, but are you tired of just doing pvp? You will finally appreciate the Minecraft experience again and will no longer want to alternate it with other video games.
ENGLISH – Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with your friends, but are you tired of doing only pvp? Finally you will return to appreciate the experience of Minecraft and you will no longer want to alternate it with other videogames.
Welcome to TheGoldyIron! Do you want to build a large city? Trade with other cities and towns? Join our Towny server from our hub! If that doesn’t sound appealing to you, you must be a warrior or emperor that seeks action, our Towny server has PVP! Thanks to our wonderful server admins you can choose from any of these roles!
Even if that doesn’t interest you we have a Creative Server where you and your friends can relax, fly around and build whatever you want!
We even have a Prison Server under construction RIGHT NOW! Here at TheGoldyIron we do not discriminate, we wish to create a safe, fun and interesting community for everyone! No matter your sexuality, gender, or nationality. We, TheGoldyIron staff are always there to support our members, and if we aren’t around we have awesome systems to help you out! Want more information, see features and updates? Join us on our website http://www.thegoldyiron.se/ to find out more about our servers!
Dark factions is a factions server that is soon becoming a network with lots of minigames, arcade games, and gamemodes that everyone will have lots of fun on.
a fun server with kind staff. still in the process of making. we have multiple minigames that everyone will enjoy. apply for staff and maybe you may just get the rank. The staff is kind and friendly and will help you with whatever you need. we are 1.9.2 server. have fun playing our minigames and always follows the rules. we do instant banning for people who don’t follow the rules
Planet Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!
We are a gaming server devoted to giving you high quality and unique Minecraft experiences that youve never seen before.
We promise to keep purchase costs affordable, staff presence high, and to continue to provide a magnificent gaming experience.
Here at CascadeMC, we have combined state of the art technology, an exceptional team of developers and team members, and innovative community leaders to continue to carry out our vision of what an excellent game server should be and how epic it should feel.