Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!
We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.
So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!
Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t find any boring global wars or millions of whites getting killed! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, unicorns roam freely and leprechaunsguard hidden treasures. Not to mention, our pigs can fly and our sheep are expert dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only thing getting killed is your boredom! 😂🦄🌈
Welcome to our bachelor of artsMinecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and building skills are more important than actual qualifications!
Join us on this server if you want to earn your bachelor of arts degree in Minecraftology. Our professors are all experienced builders who will teach you the fine art of pixelated architecture and design.
But beware, our final exam involves building a replica of the Louvre entirely out of diamond blocks! Only the most skilled students will graduate with honors and receive their virtual diploma.
So why wait? Join our bachelor of arts Minecraft server today and start your journey towards becoming a master builder and earning your prestigious degree in block-based artistry.
Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!
Imagine this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of pure diamond and the sun is actually a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamond-encrusted bacon when you defeat them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every full moon where all players turn into werewolves and have to battle it out in an epic PvP showdown. The winner gets a unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into caitlyn87 and become best friends for life.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where showering is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is finding the perfect spot to set up your shower! Why settle for a boring old house when you can have a luxurious shower oasis?
Join us and experience the thrill of showering in style as you fend off creepers and zombies with nothing but your trusty loofah. Who needs armor when you have a shower head that shoots out lava?!
So come on down to our server and get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory! Who knew that showering in Minecraft could be so EPIC?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where you can escape the boredom of watching Advent’s stream and join in on the WILDEST adventures!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of ROGUE llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and are on a mission to CONQUER all other servers!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of WACKY villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of party-loving villagers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community on the internet. Who needs boring streams when you can have LLAMA battles and villager parties instead?
Alright, buckle up your minecart seatbelts because you’re about to enter the most epic Minecraft server of all time!
Imagine a world wherecreepers are actually just misunderstood pets and endermen are the ultimate fashion icons. That’s right, on our server, everything is turned upside down and inside out in the most hilarious way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous wipeout series, where players compete in anti-gravity racing championships that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic ender dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the craziest and most fun-loving players you’ll ever meet.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we believe in giving WNBA players their fair share of diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – we pay our players in diamonds because who needs emeralds when you can have bling bling?
Join our server and witness the magic of WNBA players battling it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Watch as they build towering castles and mine for rare resources with the finesse of a pro gamer.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s a party like no other, trust us.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a WNBA player who will teach you how to slam dunk like a pro!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is like a bag of tricks, filled with surprises and unexpected events that will keep you on your toes! You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.
2. Looking for a place to hang out with your Circles/Clubs/Friends? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends and create unforgettable memories together.
3. Ever heard of a Minecraft server with 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts? Neither have we, but we have it all! Get ready for some mind-blowing content that will leave you laughing for days.
4. Our server is so popular, even the JP Livestream is talking about it! Join now and become part of the craziest community in the Minecraft universe.
5. Need some banners to show off your style? We’ve got you covered with exclusive banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, Natsu, and more! Your Minecraft avatar will be the envy of all other players.
6. Events on our server are like no other. From SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council to Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
7. Content on our server is top-notch, with Grand Assaults like Gregorius and The Fury of Set waiting for you to conquer them. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where grabbing tummies is not only allowed, but encouraged!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to grab as many tummies as you can.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tummy fortress, where players must navigate through a maze of belly buttons to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted tummy ticklers.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grabbing tummies like never before!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a server wheredragonsroamed freely and unicornspranced through the meadows. But then, tragedy struck! The DBZA soundtrack was automuted, and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on this server, the DBZA soundtrack still plays loud and proud!
Join us now and embark on quests to defeat the evil Creeper King and unlock the secrets of the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Build your own castle, tame a giant chicken, and ride off into the sunset on a pig with wings!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).
But remember, on this server, the DBZA soundtrack will never be silenced. It’s the end of an era, but the beginning of a whole new adventure!
