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SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	1368	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3721
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2872	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	721782	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Emeralds Found:	8957

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3945	Chimeras Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	8600
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	7327	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ores Mined:	8518
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2250
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	5744
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crops Grown:	5646	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Potions Brewed:	136

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Players:	96/600	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1