SalooN Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Dragon Eggs Found:	2803	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	356372
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Votes:	7099

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3934	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Ores Mined:	2771	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	58733	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4723	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	6689
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	397638
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6