SalooN Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	3553	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3389
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
New Chunks Explored:	299756	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5587

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	219	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	132
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	826491
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Items Found:	7133
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	104

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ores Mined:	5266
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	826
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	4939
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15