Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Villages Defended: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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