Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Mines Excavated: 1420 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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