Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4845
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 448 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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