LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN DEM UK RIOTS! WE GOT 595 ARRESTS MADE…OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! ABOUT 150 PEOPLE CHARGED…WITH BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET’S RIOT…IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 161 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

    Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

    Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

    The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

    But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Culture Craft Minecraft Server

    Culture Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

    FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

    Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

    And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

    So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

    WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 New Chunks Explored: 269721

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Buffed Cinderella edition is sure to blow your mind with its crazy features and wacky adventures.

    Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

    Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.

    But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!

    Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!

    And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.

    And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP

    Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Fish Personality Minecraft Server

    Fish Personality Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being forever alone because you have the personality of a fish? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally find love and companionship! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauties who are just waiting to fall for your aquatic charm. Join now and swim your way into their hearts! Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Not American Here Minecraft SMP

    Not American Here Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9872 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Post Virgins Minecraft Server

    Post Virgins Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

    4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP

    Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old election days? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic election day special you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6158

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Wonderful Day Minecraft Server

    Wonderful Day Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of craziness! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the wacky world of exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 240 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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