QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

Question	Answer
How many active players are on the server?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience?	It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
What types of players are suited for this server?	We welcome players who value creativity and community.

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Divine Spears Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1309
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	915474	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Cuties Club

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	141
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

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Updated October 1, 2024

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

Updated October 1, 2024

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

Updated October 1, 2024

Blocky Banter Bonanza

Updated October 1, 2024

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

Updated October 1, 2024

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

Updated October 1, 2024

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

Updated October 1, 2024

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

Updated October 1, 2024

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

Updated October 1, 2024

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

Updated October 1, 2024

Crafty Cuties Club

Updated October 1, 2024

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

Updated October 1, 2024

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

Updated October 1, 2024