Server Name	Q SMP (Java)
IP	15.204.44.98:20048

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is strictly prohibited.
Are there any specific griefing rules?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server.
What is the server’s Discord invite link?	You can join the Discord server using this invite link: https://discord.gg/q

McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant McDonald’s burgers and fries. But that’s not all! You can ride on a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour, a dragon made out of cheese swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a unicorn as a pet!

So come join our server and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SpyCraft: Family Edition

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Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!

– We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!

– If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Conservatives: Mining for Votes

Conservatives, conspiracy theories, Crafty, current events, digital engagement, echo chamber, ideological divide, internet culture, lockdowns, Masks, Mining, Misinformation, online activity, online debate, polarization, political discourse, public health, public opinion, right wing, social media, societal impact, Vaccines, Votes

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Reasons to Join:

Our diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn riding a dragon!
Build your own castle and defend it from a horde of evil zombies!
Join epic pvp battles where the winner gets a pet ender dragon!
Explore a world where Steve is actually a secret agent fighting off evil creepers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

French Island LOLcraft Server

Africa, Africans, Colonization, extremism, far right leader, France, French, goddess savior, Identity, Ideology, influence, ISLAND, LolCraft, love, Media, MLP_officiel, nationalism, Netflix, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, twitter

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

ClockWifesTitsMC, LOLZiest, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7098	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	289

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4794	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	121	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Q SMP: Where Creepers Wonder Why They Keep Blowing Up {1.20.4} Towny Geopol

FAQ

Updated October 4, 2024

McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

Updated October 4, 2024

SpyCraft: Family Edition

Updated October 4, 2024

French Island LOLcraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

Updated October 4, 2024

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

Updated October 4, 2024

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

Updated October 4, 2024

Blocky Banter

Updated October 4, 2024

Brits Gone Wild

Updated October 4, 2024

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

Updated October 4, 2024

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

Updated October 4, 2024

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Updated October 4, 2024

Crafty AF

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2