u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Dimension Hops: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Villages Defended: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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