Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RocketRaidReporter

aiding the enemy, American journalist, charges, Conflict, court case, Espionage, foreign relations, international law, Israel, Journalism, Legal, media ethics, MIDDLE EAST, press freedom, providing information, Reporting, rocket attacks, RocketRaidReporter, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wartime

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	1989	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4067
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

female challenges, female empowerment, female identity, female perspective, female struggles, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Imagine, Imagine being a woman, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN, women’s experiences, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

Attack on Pearl Harbor, axis powers, Emperor Hirohito, Hirohito, imperial Japan, japanese, Japanese aggression, Japanese attack, Japanese culture, Japanese decision making, japanese history, Japanese imperialism, Japanese military, Japanese motives, Japanese perspective, Japanese politics, Japanese society, Japanese strategy, Minecraft, Pacific War, Pearl Harbor, smp, world war II

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crops Grown:	7070	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

altered perspective, awakening moment, critical juncture, defining moment, epiphany, existential crisis, eye-opening experience, FaithlessLove, life-altering realization, life-changing moment, Minecraft, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, pivotal experience, profound change, Self Discovery, shift in perception, smp, transformative event, turning point, world view

Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OopsCraft

consequences, Decision making, hindsight, Impactful, learning experience, life changing, life changing mistake., life lessons, life-altering, mistake, OopsCraft, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, regret, SELF AWARENESS, significant event, transformative, turning point, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcome

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZooCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ignite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival server multiplayer PvP factions minigames economy RPG custom mobs quests dungeons boss fights exploration building community events challenges loot crafting mining adventure

{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

Amanogawa Shiina, Archive Channels, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rinkou ashelia, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, twitch, twitter, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

Addressed, age difference, aita, assuming, Attention, big deal, Bigots, Bitch, bothered, Cocktail, CONSERVATIVE, CousinCraft, Cousins wedding, distant, DROPPED, Family Events, hurtful, Included, Invitation, invited, Lesbian, loud, making a scene, mean, normal family, not invited, open-minded, ourlastname, Ruining, Siblings, sick, Traditional, wedding day, WeddingGate

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!