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PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1155	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9652	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	788
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Zombie Dances:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1669	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	879	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crops Grown:	5548
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9270	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2943
Potions Brewed:	198	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	3635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8