lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Void Gems Collected: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Secret Passages Found: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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