Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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