Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Buildings Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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