Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).
Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!
And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.
Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, riding pigs as your trusty steeds into battle, and creating secret underground lairs filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosions).
But that’s not all – on our server, it’s not just encouraged to break the rules, it’s practically mandatory! Want to build a roller coaster that goes straight through someone else’s house? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with the entire server covered in pink wool? We’ll supply the dye!
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the wild side of Minecraft, join our server today. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially if it involves a giant chicken army marching through the streets).
Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.
But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.
And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! They built a giant cheese castle and lived happily ever after, munching on their cheesy creations.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who roam the land, stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Join us and become a part of this epic adventure!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and satisfy your addiction to all things Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find. Our server is like a virtual circus on steroids, with clowns riding llamas and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.
But that’s not all! We have a special feature that will truly blow your mind – a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those who can defeat the dancing Ender Dragon in a dance-off can unlock its secrets.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on over and let the laughter begin!
Cols MC server is a stylish looking SMP server designed for anyone to play. Our server is developing rapidly, thanks to our team who brings frequent updates to increase your gaming pleasure with beautiful add-ons! What are you waiting for to join this server where you can form a team with your friends and have fun? It supports all versions between 1.16/1.21.1.
English: Cols MC is a Minecraft SMP server for players who speak Turkish. Features you find on this server include land claiming, economy, McMMO skills, enchantments, sell wands, and much more. Cols MC is for Java Edition only and supports all versions between 1.16 and 1.21.4.
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Welcome to Mariejouis RPG!
Embark on an epic journey in a Minecraft RPG inspired by the vast world of One Piece! Mariejouis SMP combines unique gameplay elements, custom ranks, and immersive roleplay to create an adventure like no other.
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We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map size | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on the server? | No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. |
| What are the server rules? | The main rules are no hacking, no duping, and no griefing spawn. |
| Can I build alliances with other players? | Yes, players are encouraged to make allies, betray, and conquer bases in the server. |
Witness Petra going full yandere on Subaru, Al being a total faggot for not accepting juicy pussy, and the mystery of Yae’s missing twin sister Yea.
Watch as Reinhard struggles to defeat his foe over and over again, while we debate the true nature of Fatmilia.
It’s like a never-ending Re:Zero thread, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chaotic adventure you won’t forget!
Join us for a virtual adventure that won’t cost you a plane ticket or force you to eat weird cruise ship food. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking to avoid family drama and awkward wedding situations.
Plus, we have grandpa-friendly transportation options that don’t involve stopping at a hospital for dialysis treatments. And best of all, you won’t have to take any days off work to attend our virtual events.
So come join us and leave all the wedding drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to relax, build, and have a good time without any guilt trips or strict diet restrictions. See you there!
Imagine a world where your brother is dating a girl just for a bet, and you swoop in to steal her heart. That’s the kind of chaotic energy we thrive on here. Who needs £600 when you can have true love instead?
Don’t worry about being an asshole, because on this server, we embrace the chaos and the drama. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft!
But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because it’s full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Plus, we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into giant carrots. It’s gonna be a riot, I tell ya. So come on and join us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun)!
Join us if you want to experience epic adventures with your bros and gals while following the most outrageous rules of the bro code and girl code. Want to build a giant statue of a bro fist? Go for it! Want to have a dance party in a field of flowers with your gal pals? Absolutely!
But beware, breaking the bro code or girl code on our server comes with hilarious consequences. Rumor has it that if you betray your bros or gals, you’ll be chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you’re caught gossiping behind someone’s back, you’ll be forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day.
So if you’re ready to embrace the wackiest rules of the bro code and girl code in the Minecraft universe, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!