Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Runes Activated: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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