PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

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Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RubleRumbleCraft

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FitKids Mental Wellness

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so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

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PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Farms Harvested:	247
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	9140	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CompliCraft

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Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3617	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyComradeJailbreak

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

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karlssonSMP Overview

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Flip Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

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Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	105
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.