Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2303
    Runes Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9615
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Enchantments Applied: 181 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Ores Mined: 1106 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5557
    Runes Activated: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 6814 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Magic Items Found: 8848 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Crops Grown: 2645

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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