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Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockySelfAcceptance

BlockySelfAcceptance, imperfections, Insecurity, personal flaws, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation

Are you tired of struggling with your insecurities and self-doubt? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses? Done. Want to be a master builder who creates jaw-dropping structures that put the Taj Mahal to shame? Easy peasy. Want to be a talking llama who runs a successful llama-themed bakery? Uh, sure, why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where self-acceptance is as easy as placing a block. Join us now and embrace your inner llama!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

air strikes, airstrikes, Allies, Britain, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Houthi rebels, Houthis, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, naval forces, SECURITY, Ships, U.S, War, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

What are Minecraft servers like Aeltheria ?

Artmap, collaboration, Collections, Cosmetics, crate keys, custom fishing textures, Custom menus, custom textures, custom worlds, Economy, friendly community, Immersive NPCs, Lore, no pay to win, player-driven economy, Premium Currency, PvE, Survival, Towny, tradable tool wraps, unique jobs, Virtual Storage, Welcoming Community

CastiaMC: CastiaMC offers a player-driven economy, custom textures, unique jobs, and a friendly community similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, participate in events, and collaborate with others using Towny.
DivineWoods: DivineWoods features immersive NPCs, custom textures, and a welcoming community similar to Aeltheria. Players can engage with unique characters, discover lore, and participate in special events and activities.
VortexPvP: VortexPvP offers a variety of custom features, including custom menus, tools, armor, and cosmetics, similar to Aeltheria. Players can enjoy a range of unique gameplay elements, compete in PvP battles, and explore different worlds.
Kingdoms of Aether: Kingdoms of Aether provides a player-driven economy, custom textures, and virtual storage options, similar to Aeltheria. Players can join factions, participate in quests, and collaborate with others to build their own kingdom.
AdventureCraft: AdventureCraft offers a friendly community, immersive NPCs, and unique job opportunities, similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, complete quests, and participate in events to earn rewards.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	4383
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCPC ANARCHY Minecraft server

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MCPC – Server Anarchy without rules, in which you can use cheats, grief, etc. We do not have privates or wipes. You can create your own clan and become the king of the server. IP – mcpc.su

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WakeMC: Where we dig holes in the sand instead of playing with kangaroos

auction house, Australia, Bluemap, Bosses, Crates, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dig, Discord, Dungeons, Free Ranks, Graves, Holes, Jobs, Kangaroos, Land Claim, MCMMO, Minecraft, Player Market, Player Warps, Playing, Resource World, sand, Server, smp, Survival, Upgradable Spawners, WakeMC

Server Name	WakeMC
Location	Australia
Features	McMMO, Upgradable Spawners, Player Market, Jobs, Free Ranks, Land Claim, Crates, Player Warps, Auction House, Dungeons/Bosses, Custom Enchants, Graves, Resource World, Separate Creative World, Discord, Bluemap
Ranks	All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game
IP (Survival)	play.wakemc.net
IP (Creative)	creative.wakemc.net
Website	www.wakemc.net
Bluemap	Bluemap

FAQ

What is the goal of the WakeMC server?

The goal of this server is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible without any paid ranks or perks.

How can players acquire ranks on WakeMC?

All ranks and perks on WakeMC are acquired for free in-game by actively playing and leveling up.

What features does the server offer?

WakeMC offers many features including McMMO, upgradable spawners, player market, jobs, free ranks, land claim, crates, player warps, auction house, dungeons/bosses, custom enchants, graves, resource world, separate creative world, Discord, and Bluemap.

How does the land claim system work on WakeMC?

The server has a land claiming plugin where players can customize their claims by allowing/disallowing PVP, mob spawning, fire damage, creeper explosions, and more. Players start with 10k claim blocks and can earn more as they level up.

Can players earn in-game money on WakeMC?

Yes, players can join jobs on the server to earn in-game money.

Are spawners on WakeMC upgradable?

Yes, players can right click on spawners to upgrade them, increasing the amount of mobs that spawn or lowering the delay between spawns.

Are there dungeons and bosses on WakeMC?

Yes, random bosses spawn in the world and players can take on bosses in dungeons on the server.

Is there a resource world on WakeMC?

Yes, there is a resource world (Resource TP) on WakeMC so players never run out of resources.

Does WakeMC have a separate creative server?

Yes, there is a separate creative server on WakeMC where players can build freely.

Are there regular giveaways on WakeMC?

When the server has enough players, regular giveaways will be hosted on the Discord server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Underage Love Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the laws on underage relationships in the past? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even historical figures would be shocked. Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like back in the day when men were getting frisky with under 18 women. Who needs rules when you can join our server and let your imagination run wild? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	1021
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Henya’s Greatest Fear Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, Greatest, greatest fear, henya, Henyas, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Loss, Minecraft, Monsters, Nightmares, Phobia, rejection, self-doubt, shadows, smp, Trauma, unknown, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what Henya’s greatest fear is! Rumor has it, she once ran away from a pack of creepers because she thought they were trying to steal her diamonds. But that’s not all, our SMP is filled with crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and taming wild wolves to do your bidding. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Henya’s greatest fear.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SecretSleuthMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover all the juicy secrets of your fellow players! From secret underground lairs filled with llamas to hidden treasure troves guarded by evil chickens, there’s always something scandalous to discover. Who knows, you might even stumble upon someone’s secret obsession with building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks! So come join us for a wild ride of mystery, mayhem, and Minecraft madness.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCashCow

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Our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because we have a secret underground diamond mine where you can mine all the diamonds your heart desires! And not just any diamonds, but enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers in the game. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. So come join us and experience the most epic and expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BurkinaFaso600 – Double the Fun!

600 dead, Africa, African nations, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFaso600, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, double, extremism, French security assessment, Fun, global security, humanitarian crisis, international news, massacre, massacre victims, military intervention, political instability, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting massacred is creepers and zombies! we have so many players that the death toll is higher than in Burkina Faso! French security assessment says we have double the fun and double the chaos! join now and be part of the madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pickaxes! so grab your sword and get ready to slay some pixels!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Obscuros Pixelmon: The Server Where Griefing is Guarded Against!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com

Since 2014, Obscuros has been dedicated to providing unique & fun experiences with custom content for everyone to enjoy, while also offering a competitive scene. We keep things fresh with frequent updates & new features, and aim to be a cozy home with no resets for players to always come back to. It’s likely that you’ll see something new every day in the Obscuros Region, with its variety of species, locations, and activities.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has Obscuros been running?	Obscuros has been running since 2014.
Are there frequent updates on the server?	Yes, we provide frequent updates and new features to keep things fresh.
Is there a competitive scene on the server?	Yes, we also offer a competitive scene for players to participate in.
Are there any resets on the server?	No, we aim to be a cozy home with no resets for players to always come back to.
What can players expect to see in the Obscuros Region?	Players can expect a variety of species, locations, and activities in the Obscuros Region.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by some of Japan’s top creatives like Katarina, Tappei Nagatsuki, and Ryohgo Narita! They can’t get enough of our insane developments and crazy storylines.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and explore mysterious lands created by the genius minds behind Nue. Who knows where our server will take you next? Maybe you’ll even discover hidden treasures or unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1