Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8719
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	9175

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	188
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	99	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Towns Built:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3675

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	483	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	6936
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5404

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4776	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10