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Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Items Found:	6221
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6629
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Votes:	6201	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	6111
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dimension Hops:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3796	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Items Found:	1736	Dragon Eggs Found:	7036
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2043	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crops Grown:	3652	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

Players:	109/900	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2829	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3