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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8646

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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