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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Zombie Dances: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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