Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
New Chunks Explored: 246589 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mines Excavated: 2107

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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