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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 50
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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