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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Emeralds Found: 9532
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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