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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Farms Harvested: 361
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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