Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1393 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2512 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6309 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Emeralds Found: 728
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 217 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 1653
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 153
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Dimension Hops: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Villages Defended: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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