Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 297
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 84
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Potions Brewed: 127 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 265
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magic Items Found: 3449
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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