Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of pranks and surprises that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant water balloon filled with red food coloring explodes in your face! But wait, it’s just a prank bro, there’s no need to panic. Our team of pranksters dressed as doctors will rush in and tell you to prepare for the worst, only to reveal that it was all just a joke. Talk about a heart-pounding experience!
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you in the game, pranksters!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.
Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!
Welcome to our insaneMinecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:
– Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.
– Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?
– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay!
1. This server isn’t for noobs- Noobs can handle the challenge, they just need to git gud like the pros do.
2. The builds are the only thing in the server that’s well crafted- Check out any of the spawn areas to see the mind-blowing creations.
3. The admin team is good- They’re not just good, they’re legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!
Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.
Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.
Welcome to SurvivalByte! This is a PvP Magic / power survival server! Cast spells! Annihilate your enemies in the arena! (wip) Fight Custom Bosses in special events!
The world is confined to a small space of currently, 5000×5000 blocks, so that no one can travel 2 million blocks out and have no combat! this server is 24/7 up, if it is ever down, that means it is in maintenance. (adding new plugins and content, etc)
Welcome to locaarg, a server hosted in Argentina with the survivalOP modality and soon practice and bedwars 1.16.5 Bedrock IP: 45.186.131.130 and port 25565
Semi-anarchy vanilla hardcore. 72-hour ban on death. Randomized spawn. Discord chat integration.
This server has minimal moderation, relying on anti x-ray, anticheat, and plugin design to promote fairness and civility. Though we don’t have any hard set rules, we do want to promote an enjoyable play environment in line with the spirit of Hardcore. Action will be taken against exceptionally disruptive players. In general, remember:
– Don’t abuse client hacks
– No malicious use of scripts or bots
– Be respectful in chat
– Raiding, Griefing, and PvP are fully permitted
– Use common sense
Come hang out and build stuff with us in this friendly and chill environment! Level up your skills with mcMMO, buy things and stuff from the Economy store, lay claim to blocks to build a safe home, take on Jobs from Citizens, and more!
Bedrock players can even join in on the fun! Simply join via bedrock.covalent.space instead. If you are a console user please read https://wiki.geysermc.org/geyser/using-geyser-with-consoles/ to follow the guide for your specific console.
Survival Server. Exclusive Content.
We are a small survival server trying to stand out from the rest.
We provide the best survival experience in minecraft and release new content every week.
