NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

Breaking Point, bullying, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional breakdown, emotional turmoil, explosive anger, mental breakdown, mental health, nice kid, Outburst, psychological trauma, quiet kid, QuietKidGoneWild, school violence, SnappedSMP, snapping, social pressure, support system, suppressed emotions, unexpected behavior, warning signs

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FoodieNightmares

childhood food aversion, childhood food fears, childhood food memories, childhood food trauma, childhood memories, childhood trauma, food anxiety, food aversion, food disgust, food fear, food phobia, food trauma healing, food trauma recovery, food trauma therapy, food-related trauma, FoodieNightmares, long-term effects of childhood food trauma, overcoming food trauma, picky eater, traumatic food events, traumatic food experiences

Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

arrest, Canada, Charged, crime, criminal, Evidence, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, Murders, Police, prosecution, serial killer, SerialKillerWoman, Server, SUSPECT, trial, Victims, violence, WOMAN

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Villages Defended:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crops Grown:	6322	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

arab world, Communication, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas Leader, international affairs, Killed, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, qatar, reconciliation, regional stability, renew contact, Revival, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

1.21.1, application, Creative, Discord, Economy, freedom, Friends, GidroApple, interactions, Join, Minecraft, No Donations, No Private, No Wipes, open world, Pirate, Players, private server, PvE, Russian, self-realization, Survival, travel, unite, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

Crafty, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming community jokes, gaming community memes, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming inside jokes, gaming jokes, gaming laughs, gaming memes, humor, internet humor, jokes, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Server, video game humor, video game inside jokes, video game memes, video games, viral memes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

athletes, athleticism, body image, Competition, Confidence, empowerment, feminism, Game, gender equality, Girls, Minecraft, POLO, Pool, regulations, rules, smp, sports, strength, swimming, Swimwear, teamwork, Uniforms, Water, water polo, Women in sports

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ToddlerTangoCraft

2 year old, aita, big fight, cheer her on, crying, dance recital, daycare, Demand, disagreement, discussion, exclusion, family, Grandparents, husband, Rude, selfish, Special Events, Tippi Toes, ToddlerTangoCraft, TURMOIL, unreasonable

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

behavioral patterns, Discernment, gut feeling, hidden signs, intuition, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, personality traits, red flag, red flag in acquaintances, red flag in body language, red flag in coworkers, red flag in dating, red flag in facial expressions, red flag in friendships, red flag in relationships, red flag in social interactions, red flag in speech patterns, red flag in strangers, RedFlagRadar, smp, subtle cues, warning signs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyHabitBreaker

common misconceptions, CraftyHabitBreaker, daily routines, detrimental behaviors, harmful habits, health risks, holistic health, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, mindfulness, misconceptions, negative impacts, personal development, popular habits, preventative measures, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-destructive habits, societal norms, wellness, wellness trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Emeralds Found:	5313	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	171
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PutinBdayWishCamKids

“Youth, authoritarianism, Birthday, control, Dictatorship, education, forced, Government, indoctrination, Manipulation, Media, on camera, Politics, Propaganda, putin, PutinBdayWishCamKids, russia, Russian, schoolchildren, Surveillance, Wishes

come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

CoronaCraft, CREEPERS, DISTANCING, Fun, Join, Journey, Quarantined, smp, Social, Survival

CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Potions Brewed:	113	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, amplify, Awareness, Campaign, cause, Community, empower, Engage, far and wide, Message, Minecraft, movement, Outreach, promote, Server, Share, social media, solidarity, spread, Support, Unity, wide

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, Collectibles, invest, investing, investing in metazoo, Meta, MetaZoo, metazoo booster packs, metazoo cards, metazoo expansion sets, metazoo financial analysis, metazoo gameplay, metazoo investing, metazoo investing tips, metazoo investment opportunities, metazoo long term investment, metazoo market, metazoo rare cards, metazoo strategy, metazoo trends, metazoo value, Minecraft, smp, trading cards, Zoo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2