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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7932 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 838 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5817 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2032 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?
But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.
But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.
